gosimpsonic:

I’d like to send this to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

gosimpsonic:

I’d like to send this to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

gosimpsonic:

"What were you drinking? Gasoline?"
"Yes, I was drinking gasoline, Mother.”

gosimpsonic:

"What were you drinking? Gasoline?"

"Yes, I was drinking gasoline, Mother.”

gosimpsonic:

That looks like Princess Di! Aw, wait… it’s just a pile of rags.

gosimpsonic:

That looks like Princess Di! Aw, wait… it’s just a pile of rags.

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(Source: grinderman2, via lobstahsandmobstahs)

mary-batman:

Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!” It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t / can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”

(via lobstahsandmobstahs)

capnpea:

Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt

(via incorrigibleowl)